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| 作者：不明 来源：www.pccode.net 整理 发布时间：2007-1-23 10:36:07 发布人：wongrs | |
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On a major highway 31. Which of the following words would probably NOT appear on one of the markers described in the passage? A. North B. Louisville C. Parking D. Southeast 32. Who gave permission for the markers to be painted? A. Louise Thaden B. Eleanor Roosevelt C. Local officials D. Local pilots Questions 33 to 36 are based on the following passage: . Jokes are as old as the spoken word. In every country in the world and in every age in history, people have old funny stories to make one another laugh. In the Middle Ages in Europe, the court jesters(弄臣) or fools, amused( 逗乐) rulers and their courts with jokes and tricks. While we no longer have court jesters, we still have people whose job is to make us laugh. We still laugh at many of the same things that made people laugh long ago. We laugh at jokes that have surprise endings, and stories of people who simply never seem able to do anything right. Quick answers also amuse us. Here are some simple jokes that will show you what they mean. Linda’s mother called up the stairs to her, “Linda, did you put out the light?” Linda said, “How should I know? It’s too dark in here to see.” Kevin to Teacher: “Would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?” Teacher: “Of course not, Kevin.” Kevin: That’s good, because I didn’t do my homework. A salesman came to Jimmy who was sitting on the steps of a house. “Sonny,” he asked, “is your Mommy home?” “Yes,” replied Jimmy. The salesman began to ring the doorbell. He rang and rang and, but there was no answer. Finally he turned back to Jimmy and said angrily, “I thought you said that your Mommy was home.” “I did” replied Jimmy, “but this isn’t my house.” Fern: “That’s a strange pair of socks you have on--one is red and the other is green.” Elaine: “Yes, and the funny thing about it is that I have another pair at home exactly like this one.” A man went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. “How much will that cost?” he asked. “Thirty dollars,” was the answer. The man thought a minute, then said, “Here ten dollars. Just loosen it a little.” “Joey’s been walking since he was 8 months old,” his mother told a friend. “Good heaven!” the friend exclaimed. “Isn’t he tired?” Teacher to Sally: “If we breathe oxygen(氧气) in the daytime, w
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